Breaking News: America Accidentally Deports Jesus
Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT). In a bold move to “cleanse the country,” officials proudly announced they’d finally deported that suspicious stranger who didn’t quite fit the vibe. You know the one—Wore sandals. Hung out with poor people.Didn’t speak fluent English. No documents.Was seen giving free food to the hungry and talking…