“You Can’t Sit With Us”—God, Probably
Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT). There once was a man—a proud patriot, devoted churchgoer, flag waver, and full-time Facebook commenter. He loved Jesus, owned three Bibles (one unopened), and wore a “God, Guns & Glory” hoodie year-round, even in the summer. He loved Trump like Trump loved himself. And somewhere deep in…